System status
// probed 46ms agoAre we up?
Your event depends on us showing up. We watch the platform so you don't have to — and when something slips, this page tells the truth before anyone has to ask.
MarketCrafty.com
The marketing site you are reading right now. If this page rendered, it is — by definition — up.
Status
All systems operational
Healthy. You are looking at the proof.
Telemetry
- latency
- —
- http
- 200
MarketCrafty Platform
The application your vendors register through, powered by app.marketcrafty.com.
Status
All systems operational
Healthy. Responding within target.
Telemetry
- latency
- 46ms
- http
- 200
Last checked
Fri, 10 Apr 2026 20:29:09 UTC
// re-probed every page load
Probe target
GET https://app.marketcrafty.com/up
// 5s timeout, abort on stall
Page render
46ms
// server-side, including the probe
The boring part
Uptime is a feature.
Markets happen on Saturday mornings whether we're ready or not. So we run the MarketCrafty platform like a bakery: doors open early, ovens warm, lights on, somebody always watching the back of the kitchen.
Active monitoring
Health probes, error tracking, and on-call rotation. Pages get sent before tweets do.
Real humans
When something breaks, a person fixes it. No ticket queues, no chatbots.
Honest reporting
This page tells the truth, even when the truth is awkward. Especially then.
// status.marketcrafty — handcrafted, not generated
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